OMG

I really should be doing my homework, but I'm overwhelmed with how stupid the people on the show Laguna Beach are. I've never seen a whole episode until now. I have not been missing out on anything.

Best Lines:

• "Oh my gosh, did you see her make up? It was, like, so Mission Viejo. Or inland Orange County. Not like here."

• "Oh my gosh, that's your car? You look so cute in it!"

What did I learn? It's treasonous to break the very strict make up code of Orange County. And when choosing a car, the deciding factor should not be its safety or fuel economy, but how cute I look in it. Man, I can't believe I've been living in the dark this whole time.